Buzz·Posted on Jul 6, 2019Whether You Have Boobs Or Not, These 19 Tweets Will Make You Laugh"Why did God create breasts if not for a natural shelf to put potato chips?"by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Andra Whipple @whipsical Me on shark tank: “it’s a bib for when you eat super crunchy toast that keeps all the crumbs from getting lost in your bra making your tits itchy for the rest of the day.” Mark Cuban: “...” Other male shark: “...” Finally a messy big titty lady shark: “10 million dollars”. 07:09 AM - 25 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. jas @seraphfem it’s so hot 😩 i wish i could put my titties in a ponytail 03:23 PM - 05 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. molly @MollySneed Relationship Status: Feeling up my own boobs and thinking, hey these are pretty awesome, I see what the fuss is about. 06:17 PM - 25 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Premee @premeesaurus ALL MY NON-BRA-WEARING FRIENDS LOOK AWAY (whispers) ok whoever's left, is there a technical term for when you have a Bra Incident and you end up with either smashboob or fourboob and you can't fix it right away is the word i'm looking for calamatitty 03:08 AM - 30 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 👎🏾 @iLostMySanity Imagine going to jail for stealing 6 bras. https://t.co/Fn7JyDIAMH 10:35 PM - 13 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Megan Amram @meganamram My right boob is named "Full House" and my left boob is named "Fuller House" :/ 08:57 PM - 22 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Alexis Wilkinson @OhGodItsAlexis I call my boobs Shrek 2 and Ocean's 12 because despite some promise both failed to live up to my expectations. 05:00 PM - 30 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Nina (I Stand With the WGA) Bargiel @slackmistress Why did God create breasts if not for a natural shelf to place potato chips? 08:59 PM - 29 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Carbosly @Carbosly I don't carry a wallet & I often put money inside my bra. At night when I undress, I pretend my boobs are paying me a ransom to be set free. 12:33 AM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ɢᴀʙᴇ @gabrielbitolas Play with her boobs not her feelings 01:31 AM - 29 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Amanda @Pandamoanimum In this unrelenting heat, my thoughts and prayers to all the large breasted women who are suffering from under boob sweat, bra chafing and the struggle to find pretty, lightweight tops that your tits can’t escape from. 10:45 AM - 26 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge. I AM POWER. I AM RESILIENCE. I AM A BRA STRAP. 08:18 PM - 11 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene Took off my bra and forgot what I was mad about 05:50 PM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Paige @PeachCoffin A bra is just a jock strap for your chest balls 03:12 PM - 31 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. bubble girl @JessObsess Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday. 12:54 AM - 06 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Julieanne Smolinski @BoobsRadley How sad for swimsuit designers that they've never seen or touched a human boob. I mean, I'm assuming. 06:14 AM - 07 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Alexa Losey @alexalosey I wanted to feel liberated and empowered so I decided not to wear a bra tonight and now im paying for it from this painful bumpy uber ride 06:18 AM - 28 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Nicole Cliffe @Nicole_Cliffe I’m going to start a fashion app that allows you to filter instantly for “you can wear a normal bra with this dress” and it will make millions. 06:50 PM - 31 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. shauna @goldengateblond Some days I feel pretty lousy about myself and then I remember I can take my bra off under my shirt like a sorcerer. 03:22 AM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite