The Greatest Tabloid Headlines Ever

Nathan Davidson

Updated June 21, 2018 60.6K views 25 items

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Vote up the headlines you wanna read over and over again.

A long time ago in a national news media galaxy far, far away, people actually trusted the news. These days, a lot of people would argue that the mainstream media really isn't all that different from infamous tabloid publications like "World Weekly News" or "National Enquirer" and this list of funny and weird tabloid headlines prove just that. Well, they don't really prove anything. I take that statement back. Tabloid headlines have never proven anything... accept that completely made up news will always be far more entertaining than the real thing.

1
158 VOTES
Tabloid Nightmares
Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
158 votes
2
120 VOTES
Finally a Believable Tabloid Headline
Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
120 votes
3
118 VOTES
Meanwhile in the Middle East
Photo: Pinterest
118 votes
4
99 VOTES
Nothing to Sneeze At
Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
99 votes
5
77 VOTES
On Its Last Leg
Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
77 votes
6
121 VOTES
How the Tides Have Turned
Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
121 votes
7
87 VOTES
Four Score and Two Boobs Ago
Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
87 votes
8
65 VOTES
The Real "Mr. Robot"
Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
65 votes
9
62 VOTES
I Shall Call Him "Mini Pope"
Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
62 votes
10
76 VOTES
Boy Oh Boy
Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
76 votes

11
48 VOTES
Jurassic News
Photo: flickr / CC0
48 votes
12
36 VOTES
Snake Charmer
Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
36 votes
13
47 VOTES
I'll Never Let Go
Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
47 votes
14
49 VOTES
L.A. Story
Photo: Pinterest
49 votes
15
34 VOTES
Call to Action
Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
34 votes
16
90 VOTES
'Til Breath Do Us Part
Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
90 votes
17
54 VOTES
Bro, Do You Even Swim?
Photo: Metaweb / CC-BY
54 votes
18
42 VOTES
Arnold Schwarzenegger Would Be so Proud
Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
42 votes
19
36 VOTES
The Devil's Advocates
Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
36 votes
20
36 VOTES
That's Just Bananas
Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
36 votes

21
40 VOTES
Chimpin' Ain't Easy
Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
40 votes
22
45 VOTES
He's His Own Best Friend
Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
45 votes
23
51 VOTES
Fat Chance
Photo: flickr / CC0
51 votes
24
53 VOTES
The Day the Internet Stood Still
Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
53 votes
25
37 VOTES
Well That Sucks
Photo: flickr / CC0
37 votes