How a Beatles album inspired Graeme Simsion’s entertaining new book

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How a Beatles album inspired Graeme Simsion’s entertaining new book

By Helen Elliott

Is there a reader out there who did not find Don Tillman endearing? The Don Tillman I mean is Graeme Simsion’s character from his first novel, The Rosie Project. That screwball comedy was a roaring success and Simsion went on to write a second, then third tale of Don and Rosie.

The first of the Rosie series made Simsion famous. Don and Rosie are such beguiling characters any reader wanted to follow their lives. There was no doubt about the exhilaration of reading that first novel. The jokes were visual and hilarious, and in some mysterious way the author’s intelligence lit every page.

Graeme Simsion is unfailingly entertaining.

Graeme Simsion is unfailingly entertaining.Credit: Scott McNaughton

And every reader wondered if the endearingly infuriating Don was perhaps autobiographical. This new book might help with inquiries. Creative Differences and Other Stories is an unusual collection of nine pieces written over the industrious Simsion’s career. Some are fiction, some written for newspapers, some commissioned, some as prize entries.

And just over half the book is a short novel, Creative Differences. It addresses two opposing ways to write a novel: detailed plotting or flying by the seat of your pants. Scott has the steel-trap mind that problem-solves and makes jokes, Emily has access to the Muses. They have been happily together for three years, creatively and in life, but trouble lands with the arrival of Piper, who wants to use both of them to let her own genius out of its cage. Then there’s Gideon, a bankrupt publisher. A short man with a large brain.

Creative Differences and Other Stories by Graeme Simsion.

Creative Differences and Other Stories by Graeme Simsion.

Creative Differences was commissioned by Audible Australia, and this required some research for Simsion. Obviously spoken voices would be appropriate, but he had to search for inspiration.

It was the Beatles’ White Album that became the reference point for Simsion: 30 tracks, four voices, and the creative differences that famously break up bands, he writes in his introduction. I’m afraid all this swished past me.

An idle thought crossed my mind: is Simsion’s braininess overkill? Followed by another just as idle: when does clever tip into smart-arse? Simsion’s qualities worked in the tenderly handled, emotionally thin Rosie novels, resulting in the exhilarating fun, but I want to say “hmm?” here. For my money, this would work better as audible.

The nine pieces that comprise the first half of the book are engaging. Confession in Three Parts, a story-within-a story about two generations of women doctors, is a direct O. Henry descendant, shocking and satisfying. Another, Three Encounters With the Physical, was the runner-up in The Age 2013 short-story competition. A man goes on his first marathon. He’s 51. He’s obsessive, even when his body is telling him to stop or he will die. He will not.

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A few weeks later he is diagnosed with rhabdomyolysis: his muscles had melted down and his kidneys could not deal with the waste that they dumped into the bloodstream. (It’s important to know about this stuff.) These short, sharp stories reveal the best of Simsion: curious, interested in the world and with a whimsical ability to report his findings. I want to say “tra-la!” here.

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For me, the outstanding piece is a short essay about Simsion and his partner, Anne, almost midway on an 80-day walk from southern Burgundy to Rome. They’ve been following the paths dedicated to St Francis of Assisi and not at all overpopulated like the famous Camino de Santiago. On the border of Piedmont and Liguria, dusty and weary, their only option for a meal and the night is a dubious hotel. Their room is basic, the restaurant below nicely set with white tablecloths and old silver, but the decor is faded 1970s. There is no one about to serve them. No one calls here any more.

Then a slight miracle happens and … well, you must read it, especially if you know M.F.K Fisher. The essay is called Heartbreak Hotel and the nuanced despair and delight of travel is gauged with aplomb.

The nine short pieces are unfailingly entertaining and sometimes instructive. If the novella is less so, perhaps it just needs to be read aloud – or sung? Turn it into an opera? It’ll happen. Nothing seems beyond Graeme Simsion.

Creative Differences and Other Stories by Graeme Simsion is published by Text, $32.99.

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